#103 – Gazpacho

I like my food annoyingly hot temperature wise. Annoying because I have to frequently get up in the middle of a meal and heat my plate of food back up. Whenever we are having leftovers and my wife says something like “Just put that in for 90 seconds and you’ll be fine.” I know to instantly double her figure. I guess this kind of thing is the most troublesome in restaurants. The people in the kitchen have a knack for noticing people that don’t work there messing with their microwaves.

Today’s Biff is going for number one.

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12 thoughts on “#103 – Gazpacho”

  1. Grug says:

    Not shown: Different problem, same solution.

  2. Baughbe says:

    You need to get a heat lamp installed over you dinner table. That would take care of it. However drinking iced tea could then be a problem. Hmm…If you could focus it like a laser, you could keep your food hot, your drinks cold, and have a handy weapon should Bond-esque supper-villains attack.

    1. Lance says:

      A more appropriate solution would be a Super Deadly Laser Device redirected with a weighted refracting cube and reduced to food safe levels using a weighted scatter cube. Side effects include accidental blindness from the laser, third degree burns from over-heated soup, and your soup turning into diamonds.

      1. Dan says:

        Do you work for Aperture Science? That sounds like something they would come up with.

    2. Acies says:

      how about a electric stove under the table instead of heat lamp? There should be stoves small enough just for your food, while still giving you ample room to place your drink NOT on the stove.

      have you heard of hot pot, aka. Chinese fondue? Since the SARS thing a few years back, personal size Chinese fondue became more popular (as opposed to a giant pot that the whole family dips into)… that might be useful for keeping just your own food hot =)

      I’m the same way with needing hot food =3 the annoying part for me is that i then try to eat it too quickly and keep burning my mouth =/ blister in mouth is NOT fun @_@

  3. Library Lady says:

    That waiter would come in so handy when trying to eat lunch at my desk. Air is on so high I wear a coat year round. A hot meal is unknown, as between the time it comes out of the microwave and you walk back to you desk all the steam has dissipated and the food has cooled. Most people have taken to eating so fast, almost inhaling the food, so as not to throw it away because it got cold and disgusting.

    1. Mahnarch says:

      Buy a microwave for your desk!

  4. Justin says:

    My wife is the one who likes her food annoyingly hot. I’m ok with the cold patches in the leftover mashed potatoes and the still semi-coagulated gravy (ok with it – I would still prefer fresh and warm, mind you). She, on the other hand, likes everything scalding.

  5. Momorikku says:

    Y’know, It’s rather entertaining to read the panels in reverse order. Just thought I’d point that out.

    1. PeachFuzz says:

      Thanks for pointing that out. Wonder what other one’s it works with…

  6. Radical Edward says:

    My mother likes her food screaming hot. I wait for it to cool so I don’t burn the taste buds off my tongue.

  7. SurveySays says:

    the punch line is-the soup’s still cold. thats what you get for complaining!

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