Posts Tagged ‘fire’
“At least I’ll always win at the game hot potato.”
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When I was a kid, eating an ice cream cone was part enjoyment and part race against time. I had to really focus to keep those drips from covering my hand. Any distraction could lead to disaster!
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I always found it funny when someone would ask to borrow something that could not be returned in the same state. “Hey, my drink is getting warm. Can I borrow some ice?” “Hey man, I have an empty roll in this stall, can I borrow some toilet paper?”
I’ve lived in a few apartment buildings where the landlord has to show up and flip a master switch to change the system from heat to cool. This always takes about 2 weeks longer than it would have if she lived there. My favorite apartment had the master switch in my unit. I was always pleased with my decisions.
I enjoy spicy foods but I don’t eat them very often. Nobody else in my house likes them so I lose out. Occasionally we’ll make some elaborate nachos at home and my wife will pick up a jar of pickled and sliced jalapeños for me. I like 1 slice on each bite.