Posts Tagged ‘wizard’
“At least I’ll always win at the game hot potato.”
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If the cheese wizard offers to cut your cheese. Say no.
If the cheese wizard asks you to pull his string cheese. Say no.
If the cheese wizard offers to fry your curds. Say no.
Whenever I’m in a comfortable place and I’m drowsy I try to take my glasses off just in case I fall asleep. I’ve worn glasses since 2nd grade and I would constantly mess them up by falling asleep with them on. Also it was embarrassing to arrive to school the next morning with an impression of my glasses smashed into the side of my face.