Posts Tagged ‘magic’
This conversation happened to me all the time as a kid.
“Mom, could you make me an ice cream cone?”
“Abracadabra, you’re an ice cream cone.”
*sigh* “Mom, could you please make an ice cream cone for me?”
My dog is completely amazed at unexpected food. “Why wasn’t I invited? Is it my breath? gimme some of those minty bones!”
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Seriously though, Magic Fortune Ball is only trying to help. Nobody takes it seriously. They think it’s a joke!
It must be strange to live most of your life in a magician’s void. Only called into existence for a few minutes a day into a dark room facing a blinding spotlight. A few seconds of thunderous applause and you are back into floating around in your world of nothingness and carrots.
A similar thing happens to me all the time at parties. “Oh, you’re a cartoonist? Here, draw something funny on this pizza box.” (draw, draw, draw) “Haha! You really are a cartoonist!” And then they set me on fire.
Aw man why didn’t you trust your instincts? You knew it was going to be a scam but you always had a soft spot for magic tricks. You should know better than to talk to strangers in the movie theater bathroom.
Also I have a guest comic up at Questionable Content today!