Posts Tagged ‘soup’
“Waiter, this soup is fly!”
“There’s a fly in your soup?”
“No, this soup is the bomb!”
“Everyone take cover!”
There’s a new restaurant that we tried recently for the first time. They ran out of the chicken I wanted to get and gave us something similar and a coupon for a free meal. The second visit worked out okay and it was free! Our third visit my chicken was overcooked and dried out. So they gave me a double order of something similar and a coupon for a free meal. I sense a pattern forming.
When we were kids me and my younger brother always put ice cubes in our soup to quickly bring the temperature down from boiling to tasty. Now I have the opposite reaction and I frequently have to reheat soup and other hot liquids halfway through enjoying them.
Also, I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!
Lots of computer issues are caused by “user error”. I wonder how many problems in restaurants are the same. “Waiter! These crab legs are embedded in my chest! I need more napkins for all this blood!”
Don’t skimp on the extras! When you come to grate that parmesan cheese onto my dinner at the Olive Garden don’t make eye contact with my expecting a quick resolution. Concentrate on your task. I want that plate covered so that no trace of my meal remains visible. Cheese from edge to edge! Keep turning that handle!
Also, you may have heard that we just had a major election here in the US. I hope those of you that were eligible to vote made it to the polls because my son did not.
When I was a kid I remember beer being this mysterious liquid that was forever being carried around over my head but always out of reach. “Oh no, that’s not for you! The juice boxes are in the other cooler.” Finally one day someone left a bottle of beer alone in a room with nobody else but me. I took my chance and got a mouthful of the most horrible flavor I had ever encountered.
Today’s Biff squints.
There are a lot of flying bugs that are attracted to water but apparently can not swim. They seem to frequently end up in the cup I am currently drinking from. Unfortunately I will usually notice this halfway through my lasest gulp. Get your own glass of water bugs! I’m drinking this one! Well not anymore actually… you can keep that one. I have to go brush my teeth.
Today’s Biff gets the fix in.
Lots of bugs eating other bugs in my house. Just keep it out of sight and I’m okay with it. Set up shop on the bedroom ceiling right above my face and we’re going to have a problem.
That must be one of the most frustrating things when you have this job. Table #1 has a problem and as you are walking back to the kitchen to solve it, table 2, 3 and 4 all stop you with additional problems. Now you look like a jerk as you pass by everyone on your way back to table #1 with their new basket of fish.