#922 – Soupy

“Would you prefer a bowl of bald eagle soup instead?”

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8 thoughts on “#922 – Soupy”

  1. Wanderer says:

    Slip off hand under bowl while it is not looking. Lift bowl off table and grasp it firmly so it can not escape. Enjoy it’s fowl screams of terror as you remove sections with your blunt instrument and convey them between your teeth for ingestion.

    1. extremist343 says:

      You mean digestion, ingestion is what starfish do.

      1. Me et al. says:

        Uh… no. In fact, what they do is further from ingestion, since they externalize their stomach to begin the process (until they suck the resulting slurry, or “chowder” back into their bodies)

        the process of taking food, drink, or another substance into the body by swallowing or absorbing it.

  2. Coyoty says:

    Oh, just suck it up.

  3. boog says:

    “I’ll have the vegetable soup. Easier to eat, ’cause it just sits there.”

    1. Slim Jim says:

      That is the vegetative soup.

      1. boog says:

        “Yeah, whatever, I can’t pronounce any of the dishes on this menu anyway.”

  4. infrapinklizzard says:

    How can you tell it’s chicken soup? It’s yellow.

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