#923 – Hobbies

“I also love jerking.”

“You– what?”

“Yeah, jerk chicken is my specialty.”

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13 thoughts on “#923 – Hobbies”

  1. Richard Feynman says:

    Since he’s into racing, I’d expect that when he says he loves jerking, he would mean that in the physical way. I.e. the change in acceleration, jerk.

    (Let me save you the comment reply and write it myself, on myself: NEEEERRDDD!!! :-))

  2. Duncan says:

    “That’s cool. My hobby is being a terrorist. I just love horror movies so much!”

    1. reynard61 says:

      Then wouldn’t that make you a “Horrorist”? (“Horror” and “terror” usually have different connotations. “Horror” usually connotes/implies a fear induced by supernatural/metaphysical happenings, while “terror” generally applies to the use of violence — and the fear of same — to further a political and/or religious agenda. After all, we don’t call movies about ghosts, werewolves or Frankenstein’s monster “Terror movies”, do we? Nor do we use the term “Horrorist tactics” to describe the methods used by Al-Qaeda or ISIS/ISIL — though, yes, we *do* tend to use the word “horrible” [or variations thereof] to describe the results of those tactics…)

      1. infrapinklizzard says:

        Every time you dissect a joke, the horrorists win.

  3. GDA says:

    You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  4. boog says:

    “And some races are just plain better than others.”

    “I… what?!?”

    “Yeah, like motorcycle races are great, but dog sled races are just frigid cold.”

  5. Azkyroth says:

    Someday. *sigh*

  6. shags says:

    So, a sexist is…

    1. Kasran says:

      Best comment, right here.

  7. WitUnderPressure says:

    kinda reminds me of the gag question:

    “if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat…?”

  8. Wizard says:

    How ya doing, Rincewind?

  9. milo says:

    racism is nice, but i prefer being a bookie, reading is great!

  10. Kaitracks malgom says:

    Grammar check he should have said I’m a racer and explain what he races

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