Posts Tagged ‘eyes’
This is me every 5 or 6 hours in the winter. It’s a lesson I just can’t seem to learn. I need some eye friendly lotion.
When we were kids me and my younger brother always put ice cubes in our soup to quickly bring the temperature down from boiling to tasty. Now I have the opposite reaction and I frequently have to reheat soup and other hot liquids halfway through enjoying them.
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I think sometimes I sleep with my eyes partially open. I wake up and they are amazingly dry. I want to go jump in a lake and take a look around.
One summer I came home from a fair with 5 or 6 helium balloons. I tied them all together and then started adding weights. I tied on some sticks, a Star Wars figure, a couple green army men and other stuff I found. I kept experimenting until I found the right combination to achieve neutral buoyancy. The whole thing would float in the middle of the living room at whatever altitude I would put it in. I took it outside and paraded it around the neighborhood like some sort of pet. I had a yard stick with me and I would give it a little push and it would float out ahead of me. I would catch up and push it off in another direction. I was walking down my driveway when the wind took hold of it and slowly sucked it straight up into the sky. I stood there watching it thinking and second now it will come back down. Some 25 or so years later I still wonder if anyone ever found it.
I sometimes have extra bad eyesight for a few days. Either I’m not getting enough sleep or I’m dehydrated or something like that. Fortunately it’s happened enough that I no longer panic and think I’m days away from losing my vision. Just gotta get more than 4 hours of sleep for a few days in a row!
I’ve worn glasses since 2nd grade. I was one of the first kids that my classmates knew that wore them. They liked to try on my glasses and were always shocked at what they saw. Little kids didn’t really understand how glasses worked.
“This is what everything looks like to you?! How can you even walk around?!”
They also figured that when my glasses were off I was “blind”, meaning that everything literally turned to black.
Today’s Biff is a creep.
You gotta be careful when you lean in for that first kiss. You have to successfully judge the speed of the oncoming skull and quickly decide which side of the nose you are aiming for. If your foreheads connect, the resulting sound may reveal how hollow your head really is. All this and the appetizers haven’t even arrived yet!
Today’s Biff is high.