There’s a commonly held misconception that dogs evolved from wolves. How ridiculous! 80% of dogs are spontaneously formed from the heat and compression of too many socks in a clothes dryer. The rest are actually 6-8 guinea pigs joined together. This is the inspiration for Voltron.
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I sometimes panic when I’m sleeping in a hotel or relatives house. I’ll wake up in the middle of the night from being too hot and need to adjust my blanket coverage. That’s when I’ll discover the sheet is tucked in to the mattress and my feet are trapped.
This isn’t as much of a problem if you just buy one kind of sock. But you would still have to toss all the old ones when you buy a new batch or you would wind up having to match up the socks of similar vintage. There’s no point in having matching socks if the one on the left is going to be thinner than the one on the right because it is 3 months older. People would be walking around in circles all day.