#708 – Stocking

There’s a commonly held misconception that dogs evolved from wolves. How ridiculous! 80% of dogs are spontaneously formed from the heat and compression of too many socks in a clothes dryer. The rest are actually 6-8 guinea pigs joined together. This is the inspiration for Voltron.

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2 thoughts on “#708 – Stocking”

  1. infrapinklizzard says:

    We often have enough pet hair under various bits of furniture to “knit another [pet]”. I think the vacuums transform other things (like Lego) into pet hair and deposit it in such “nesting sites”.

  2. kingklash says:

    An argyle/terrier mix.

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