Posts Tagged ‘laundry’
There’s a commonly held misconception that dogs evolved from wolves. How ridiculous! 80% of dogs are spontaneously formed from the heat and compression of too many socks in a clothes dryer. The rest are actually 6-8 guinea pigs joined together. This is the inspiration for Voltron.
I’ve learned to recognize children and pets that are about to explode their lunch. Quickly! Aim them away from all fabric areas! Preferably some sort of containment unit!
Also, FINAL WEEK! I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!
Occasionally I’ll be sorting some papers on my desk and run into an old to-do list that I never completed. Instead of feeling bad that it’s incomplete my reaction is “Haha, look at this list of ridiculous tasks that I never finished and to apparently no consequences!”
I got blood on a shirt recently and I guess it’s been awhile since that has happened because I was surprised that the stain was still there after washing it. I’m not sure if I’ll have much luck cleaning it now that the blood has been baked into the fabric by the dryer. I suppose I’ll just have to throw it in the incinerator with the rest of the evidence.
Today’s Biff is straining.
This isn’t as much of a problem if you just buy one kind of sock. But you would still have to toss all the old ones when you buy a new batch or you would wind up having to match up the socks of similar vintage. There’s no point in having matching socks if the one on the left is going to be thinner than the one on the right because it is 3 months older. People would be walking around in circles all day.