Posts Tagged ‘sandwich’
“You should try our lunch special.”
“Does that have actual bacon in it?”
“No, but it does use all the letters in the word bacon in its name.”
This conversation happened to me all the time as a kid.
“Mom, could you make me an ice cream cone?”
“Abracadabra, you’re an ice cream cone.”
*sigh* “Mom, could you please make an ice cream cone for me?”