Posts Tagged ‘poop’
Children have a wonderful way of making you feel special and taking that feeling right back 5 minutes later.
Sometimes I’ll find a strange giant poop in my yard and wonder what sort of monster left it there. Sasquatch? Yeti? Bigfoot? Really big squirrel?
Children can really emphasize how normal our bodies are and how all of our adult behaviors are just things we made up. I’m still trying to teach my son that farts are hilarious. They are boring because he hears them all the time. They don’t really become special until you are with a bunch of adults trying to hide them.
Other popular names for dogs:
Sheeple (so each morning you can yell “Wake up Sheeple!”)