Posts Tagged ‘squirrel’
“When I was a kid you could just walk outside and see people holding nuts. Now you have to pay for it and hide your nut watching behind closed doors. Travesty.”
It’s weird when I have to sign for a package. I just put an illegible scrawl in the little signature box. It’s more of a weird ritual than any sort of security measure.
I don’t have squirrels in my mouth but I do wear glasses. Then can pose a hazard for me and my wife. Everybody loses when you smash little bits of wire and plastic between two faces.
Is technology going to keep advancing forever? Will parents always be able to tell stories of “back in my day” that are hilarious to their children? I guess barring a zombie apocalypse there will always be something.