Posts Tagged ‘squirrel’
“When I was a kid you could just walk outside and see people holding nuts. Now you have to pay for it and hide your nut watching behind closed doors. Travesty.”
It’s weird when I have to sign for a package. I just put an illegible scrawl in the little signature box. It’s more of a weird ritual than any sort of security measure.
I don’t have squirrels in my mouth but I do wear glasses. Then can pose a hazard for me and my wife. Everybody loses when you smash little bits of wire and plastic between two faces.