Posts Tagged ‘birds’
I get a smile on my face whenever I hear a “1970′s easy listening hit”. These are the songs that played in the car when I was a little boy. It’s not the music I chose but the music that I absorbed through osmosis.
I don’t think I would be able to handle super powers. I think the fact that I couldn’t save everyone would really bug me. “How am I supposed to get a chance to eat lunch when planes keep falling out of the sky!”
I used to work near a park and would go on hikes during my lunch break. I got to see lots of cool birds. most of them go about their business without caring what I was up to. Occasionally though, I would find an owl. I would get out my binoculars to get a closer look and realize the owl had been watching me way before I even knew it was there.
How long have they been making frozen microwavable pancakes? I hate pancakes so I kind of missed this technology developing. I was actually kind of impressed at how well they turn out. My preferred method for making pancakes is still whisked by hand and then poured straight into a fresh garbage bag.
Today’s Biff had an itch.
It’s amazing how suddenly debilitating it can be to get a speck of something in your eye. The first time I got contact lenses was back when I was 12 years old and putting those lenses in was an amazingly impossible task. My brain had a furious argument with itself over it.
“There’s something touching our eye! Emergency tear ducts go! Clamp those eyelids tight it’s coming again!”
When I finally got them in the doctor asked me how my vision was. I couldn’t see anything through all the squinting and the river of tears.
Today’s Biff is relaxed.
I love the sound that Sandhill Cranes make as they haphazardly migrate over my town. I only catch them a few times a year and usually just hear them but cant find them amongst the clouds and tree tops. I still have never seen the extremely rare Whooping Crane. Maybe next migration!
Today’s Biff does the math.