Posts Tagged ‘bark’
“Don’t worry he’s friendly!” I hear as I turn around to see my neighbor’s 100 pound dog running full speed at my 15 pound dog. He said this as he stood there 3 yards away not chasing after his dog. Fortunately as I picked up my dog and carried her our of his field of view she yelped and howled as if she were being eaten alive. So he had that image to contemplate in his head when he finally came to retrieve his dog.
I think pick up lines would be very different if you had to wait years to make the next move. Plus the person on the receiving end would have years to anticipate the next move and decide to do something else. I wonder what dating is like in the sloth night clubs.