Posts Tagged ‘bacon’
“You should try our lunch special.”
“Does that have actual bacon in it?”
“No, but it does use all the letters in the word bacon in its name.”
“I meant your surgery. I’m the best surgeon at this farm but I wasn’t sure if you were emotionally comfortable with me removing your gall bladder. Doctor goat might be a better choice. He is almost as good as me and you haven’t had sex with him.”
I don’t eat bacon very often. It’s almost over hyped at this point. But then I eat a piece and remember oh yeah, this is really great.