#791 – Made
Posted on February 18, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
This conversation happened to me all the time as a kid.
“Mom, could you make me an ice cream cone?”
“Abracadabra, you’re an ice cream cone.”
*sigh* “Mom, could you please make an ice cream cone for me?”
Tags: kids, magic, parenting, sandwich
http://xkcd.com/149/
Should have included “This is a classic joke.”
“must resist urge…to eat myself…oh hey, I taste good!”
On a related note:
“Hey bartender, could you call me a cab?”
Ok, you’re a cab.
“Make me One with Everything!”
“I think not..” And he disappeared.
“I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner…” And POOF!
I say this to my wife EVERY time she asks me to make her a sandwich … she does a lot of eye rolling.
Time for Timer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwl34lW8LEY