“Would you prefer a bowl of bald eagle soup instead?”
Slip off hand under bowl while it is not looking. Lift bowl off table and grasp it firmly so it can not escape. Enjoy it’s fowl screams of terror as you remove sections with your blunt instrument and convey them between your teeth for ingestion.
Oh, just suck it up.
“I’ll have the vegetable soup. Easier to eat, ’cause it just sits there.”
That is the vegetative soup.
“Yeah, whatever, I can’t pronounce any of the dishes on this menu anyway.”
How can you tell it’s chicken soup? It’s yellow.
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