Posts Tagged ‘helium’
It’s great when people wait until after you have eaten a new food to inform you about the expected side effects.
“Yeah these are delicious. Too bad you can’t eat them with milk. People usually die a few hours after eating them with milk. You haven’t had any milk today have you?”
I was always really sad at how fast latex balloons would lose their helium. I would bring one home from a party and happily gaze upon it as it hugged my bedroom ceiling. The next morning it would be shrunken and weakly listing around the floor waiting for someone to accidentally step on it.