Posts Tagged ‘ham’
“I meant your surgery. I’m the best surgeon at this farm but I wasn’t sure if you were emotionally comfortable with me removing your gall bladder. Doctor goat might be a better choice. He is almost as good as me and you haven’t had sex with him.”
My 5-year-old son is just now eating meat for the first time. He doesn’t know what meat is yet. To him they are just “nuggets”. He likes “Mickey nuggets” “Dinosaur nuggets” and “Round nuggets”. Most people refer to that last one as “Chicken McNuggets”.
Some questions are better left unasked.
“Are we there yet?”
“What’s for dinner?”
“Should the corpse be moving?”
Today’s Biff pumps it up.