Posts Tagged ‘romance’
“I meant your surgery. I’m the best surgeon at this farm but I wasn’t sure if you were emotionally comfortable with me removing your gall bladder. Doctor goat might be a better choice. He is almost as good as me and you haven’t had sex with him.”
“Hmm… you are wearing sandals. That may be a problem when we are wading through the swampy parts. What blood type are you?”
My wife used to get scented candles for our house. Then one year my body chemistry changed or the way they make those candles changed. It started to burn my eyes and swell up my throat. “This smells like I’m dying!”
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