Posts Tagged ‘cereal’
Made with real Idaho potatoes and only the choicest cuts of beef. Find it today in your grocer’s refrigerated section. Consume within 3 days of opening. Please stop buying this. We love your money but hate ourselves.
I think Cap’n Crunch was the most painful cereal I ever tried. It used to be a common choice when I was a kid depending on what toy came inside. One day I suddenly realized I really didn’t like it and started choosing cereal I liked to eat over the toy that came inside.
Cereal was always a race for me. I loved the crunch. If something happened where I had to leave my bowl for a few minutes I would just have to throw it out. Amazingly my son has the exact opposite approach. He uses his spoon to methodically push all the cereal around to give a uniform coating of milk. He then lets it sit until it achieves the desired “milkyness”.
The goal was always to have 1 raisin left for the last bite of cereal. It was tricky. Sometime I would get distracted and mess it up. Sometimes I would be too conservative and have 4 leftover. I could have enjoyed those 10 bites ago!
I was always curious about those “adult” cereals that were up high on the shelves. Lots of brows and tans instead of the bright primary colors on the cereal I would pick out. I remember being amazed at how they would come in a tiny box but somehow weigh twice as much as the cereal I would pick out.
Also, this strip is a tribute to Three Word Phrase. One of my favorite comics to read. Go check it out if you haven’t yet! It is the internet’s finest collection of poop jokes.