#892 – Alone
Posted on July 9, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
“Wait! I can read the ingredients list on this tube of toothpaste! I’m saved!”
Tags: alone, internet, phone, what did people do before the internet anyway“Wait! I can read the ingredients list on this tube of toothpaste! I’m saved!”
Tags: alone, internet, phone, what did people do before the internet anyway
There should always be a way to mildly electroshock yourself in the bathroom. http://time.com/2950919/alone-with-thoughts/
You’re saved until you don’t know what one of the ingredients does and need to look it up on your phone right now.
NOTHING to play with?
Is it bad for me to admit that I’m reading this while on the toilet?
It is?
In that case, I’m not.
…Please light a match. Thanks.
Grab a razor & shave yourself while you sit
hold your hands close together and pretend you’re texting. YOU-CAN-EVEN-TALK-IN-A-SEMI-ROBOTIC-VOICE
Where’d the pants come from? WHERE’D THE PANTS COME FROM?!
How long until he realizes there’s no toilet paper Or 3 shells?
He probably doesn’t know how to use the three shells.