#892 – Alone Posted on July 9, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris Chapter: Comic “Wait! I can read the ingredients list on this tube of toothpaste! I’m saved!” Tags: alone, internet, phone, what did people do before the internet anyway 10 thoughts on “#892 – Alone” Slim Jim says: July 9, 2014 at 5:24 am There should always be a way to mildly electroshock yourself in the bathroom. http://time.com/2950919/alone-with-thoughts/ Reply boog says: July 9, 2014 at 11:33 am You’re saved until you don’t know what one of the ingredients does and need to look it up on your phone right now. Reply qka says: July 9, 2014 at 12:05 pm NOTHING to play with? Reply shags says: July 9, 2014 at 3:02 pm Is it bad for me to admit that I’m reading this while on the toilet? It is? In that case, I’m not. Reply jammit says: July 9, 2014 at 11:24 pm …Please light a match. Thanks. Reply Tony McGurk says: July 10, 2014 at 5:21 am Grab a razor & shave yourself while you sit Reply WitUnderPressure says: July 10, 2014 at 11:58 pm hold your hands close together and pretend you’re texting. YOU-CAN-EVEN-TALK-IN-A-SEMI-ROBOTIC-VOICE Reply kingklash says: July 11, 2014 at 1:55 pm Where’d the pants come from? WHERE’D THE PANTS COME FROM?! Reply Twilightfairy says: July 11, 2014 at 4:36 pm How long until he realizes there’s no toilet paper Or 3 shells? Reply Demolition Fan says: January 11, 2020 at 3:05 pm He probably doesn’t know how to use the three shells. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website
There should always be a way to mildly electroshock yourself in the bathroom. http://time.com/2950919/alone-with-thoughts/
You’re saved until you don’t know what one of the ingredients does and need to look it up on your phone right now.
NOTHING to play with?
Is it bad for me to admit that I’m reading this while on the toilet?
It is?
In that case, I’m not.
…Please light a match. Thanks.
Grab a razor & shave yourself while you sit
hold your hands close together and pretend you’re texting. YOU-CAN-EVEN-TALK-IN-A-SEMI-ROBOTIC-VOICE
Where’d the pants come from? WHERE’D THE PANTS COME FROM?!
How long until he realizes there’s no toilet paper Or 3 shells?
He probably doesn’t know how to use the three shells.