#885 – Essence

“You should try our lunch special.”

“Does that have actual bacon in it?”

“No, but it does use all the letters in the word bacon in its name.”

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8 thoughts on “#885 – Essence”

  1. Coyoty says:

    It’s an essence-al part of this homeopathic breakfast!

  2. duckmobile says:

    We used to buy catfood that said something like “Roasted with Duck” or “Roasted with Chicken”

    I wondered if that meant there was any duck or chicken in the packet, or whether it was just cooked in the same room.

  3. boog says:

    “Also, the menu said this sandwich came with fries.”

    “Yes, they came to this restaurant in the same truck.”

  4. jammit says:

    “If you’re open 24 hours, then why are there locks on the doors?”

    “We didn’t mean 24 hours in a row.”

    1. qka says:

      Like the tow truck operator that advertises “23 hour service”. What is that other hour? The hour you call and they’re in bed, so you’ll have to wait a little longer.

      1. Jay says:

        Ha! There was a McDonald’s over here that advertised they were open 25/7.

  5. Nivlac says:

    I’m imagining company reasoning along the lines of, “If it matters enough for vegans, vegetarians, and people with allergies, it should be good enough for the people who actually want it.” aha…ha

  6. Wizard says:

    But does it have any Spam in it?

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