#78 – Cram
Posted on March 23, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Police dad is also against speed reading, running with scissors and fast forwarding movies. Don’t even think about putting him on your speed dial. You can press all those numbers in sequence like upstanding citizen should. Microwave popcorn? Out of the question.
Today’s Biff is going out for lunch.
Tags: cereal, parenting, police, speed
Something about this is plain adorable.
Does Police Dad know Axe Cop?
Hee hee hee. My pre-4AM brain had to read this twice to understand it, but it was worth it. Very cute.
Creepy police dad who never gets out of his uniform? Creepy…
“Son, do you *know* how fast that spoon was going?”
But what kind of philistine *microwaves* their popcorn in this day and age? Air popper all the way baby!
Also, what is Police Dad’s position on smartphones? With phones these days it isn’t so much as “speed dial” as it is “poke at person in address book”.
If a number is dialed in the woods and noone is around to see it dial, does is still ring?
I assume Speedy Gonzales is not his favorite cartoon character…
More of that has to be going over hid shoulder than into his mouth. Unless I’m misreading what those droplet-shaped things are.