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Also, if you trick them into saying their name backwards they are required by law to tell you what they would do for a Klondike Bar.
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“Hey man, I’m gonna have to call you back. It will probably be awhile. Yeah, like the egg incident. Good times. Good times.”
It’s a weird feeling to have a dream about someone being mean to you and then see them in person a few hours later. It’s hard not to feel a little disappointed in them. Why would they set your dragon wings on fire when you were so far from home? They know the skytrain doesn’t run on Sunday! Your claws are going to be so tired after all that walking.
I remember stories of people paying a baker to “burn off” their fingerprints so they could commit crimes without being tracked down. Seemed a bit overkill. Couldn’t they just wear gloves?
Police dad is also against speed reading, running with scissors and fast forwarding movies. Don’t even think about putting him on your speed dial. You can press all those numbers in sequence like upstanding citizen should. Microwave popcorn? Out of the question.