#69 – Crispy
Posted on March 10, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
When roasting marshmallows I like to eat them a layer at a time. Toast the outermost layer until it peels away like removing a delicious medieval helmet. After that is consumed I tost the knight’s exposed head until I can pull his skull away from his brain that remains skewered on my stick. The brain toasts up the fastest and I pull that last morsel off the stick with my teeth. At least that’s what I think about when I eat marshmallows.
Today’s Biff will skip showering.
Tags: death, marshmallow, skull
The note made me laugh even more than the comic today.
~Gwid
I’m the only peson I know that doesn’t like marshmallows. Toasting them was fun, not eating. And after reading this, standing firm, marshmallows are mushy brains not to be eaten by humans.
I also did the same thing to my marshmallows… I had to stop vocalizing it when I was 10, though, people started thinking I was going to peel their heads apart.
I love s’mores, but this is because I never go camping.
the first an only s’more i’ve ever eaten was in my cooking class in high school
I activate my trap card, summoning a marshmallow demon with 9000 tasty points!
Is it bad that I’ve never toasted a marshmallow?
I want to and all, but the last time I saw an outdoor fire, it was in the tent next to me last summer, and it set one of the other family’s chairs on fire.
I was banned from making s’mores for years. Something about being a pyromaniac… I couldn’t help it! They’re so flammable, like mini torches!