#69 – Crispy

When roasting marshmallows I like to eat them a layer at a time.  Toast the outermost layer until it peels away like removing a delicious medieval helmet. After that is consumed I tost the knight’s exposed head until I can pull his skull away from his brain that remains skewered on my stick. The brain toasts up the fastest and I pull that last morsel off the stick with my teeth. At least that’s what I think about when I eat marshmallows.

Today’s Biff will skip showering.

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8 thoughts on “#69 – Crispy”

  1. Gwid says:

    The note made me laugh even more than the comic today.

    ~Gwid

  2. LibraryLady says:

    I’m the only peson I know that doesn’t like marshmallows. Toasting them was fun, not eating. And after reading this, standing firm, marshmallows are mushy brains not to be eaten by humans.

  3. Seamonkey says:

    I also did the same thing to my marshmallows… I had to stop vocalizing it when I was 10, though, people started thinking I was going to peel their heads apart.

  4. Radical Edward says:

    I love s’mores, but this is because I never go camping.

  5. Mulan says:

    the first an only s’more i’ve ever eaten was in my cooking class in high school

  6. Falos says:

    I activate my trap card, summoning a marshmallow demon with 9000 tasty points!

  7. AmanoYuki says:

    Is it bad that I’ve never toasted a marshmallow?
    I want to and all, but the last time I saw an outdoor fire, it was in the tent next to me last summer, and it set one of the other family’s chairs on fire.

  8. Arcan says:

    I was banned from making s’mores for years. Something about being a pyromaniac… I couldn’t help it! They’re so flammable, like mini torches!

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