Posts Tagged ‘death’
“In my sock drawer you’ll find a flash drive. Put that in my coffin at the wake. I want to take that with me.”
“Promise you’ll take care of Mr. Snuggles for me.”
“Oh… I didn’t know you had a pet.”
“Mr. Snuggles is my teddy bear. He’s afraid of the dark. You need to read him a story until he falls asleep.”
“I really spent the majority of my free time on my butt. I’ll miss butts.”
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I don’t eat bacon very often. It’s almost over hyped at this point. But then I eat a piece and remember oh yeah, this is really great.
Death is going to be really frustrated when we are able to “upload” our brains into a robot body. I guess death will have to get a new hobby. Solitaire or knitting perhaps.
Sometimes there will be 1 slice of cake left and I’ll think “No, this is too big. I should just eat half and save the rest for tomorrow!” Then somehow a new wonderful dessert will come into my life and occupy me for the next week. I’ll find that last piece of cake all dried out and shriveled. So sad. You could have been eaten but now you are a cake shaped rock.
When roasting marshmallows I like to eat them a layer at a time. Toast the outermost layer until it peels away like removing a delicious medieval helmet. After that is consumed I tost the knight’s exposed head until I can pull his skull away from his brain that remains skewered on my stick. The brain toasts up the fastest and I pull that last morsel off the stick with my teeth. At least that’s what I think about when I eat marshmallows.