#288 – Omelette

I’m constantly finding spiders in our bathtub. For the longest time I could never figure out why they were so attracted to it. Was it the color? The temperature? The moisture? Then one day it dawned on me. Spiders naturally crawl everywhere in the house. The bathtub is just very slippery to them. Once the crawl in they can’t get out.

Today’s Biff let’s it all out.

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12 thoughts on “#288 – Omelette”

  1. Azkyroth says:

    …I suddenly want to try this.

    1. Iforwhat says:

      I too wish to try this

      Eating spider eggs not stealing them

  2. Cyndaquazy says:

    Judging by the mark on the back, I would guess that this is a Black Forester spider?

  3. Nim Spork says:

    Don’t pancakes need eggs?

  4. Notebooked says:

    You’ve already got a bucket of eggs, bartender-person. Don’t risk it.

  5. kingklash says:

    I’m afraid to ask about how he obtains bacon.

    1. extremist343 says:

      Spiderpig, spiderpig… (to the tune of the spiderman theme song)

  6. CFsoftie says:

    For spiders in the bath, just keep a towel hung over the side of the tub overnight. They can crawl out using it. (Just don’t get lazy and dry your face with it, or you get spider mash in your eyes.)

  7. Library Lady says:

    The spiders come up through the drain. They stopped in the tub to relax after the long journey and you caught them before they could continue on to their next stop, the bedroom (where they could scare the bejesus out of someone).

  8. xMusicLoverr says:

    Right..clerk man, I think it’s time you quit.

  9. spidercow says:

    have you tried bug spray?

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