Posts Tagged ‘breakfast’
So many uses! Take it outside in the winter and it’s a formidable disc weapon.
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Made with real Idaho potatoes and only the choicest cuts of beef. Find it today in your grocer’s refrigerated section. Consume within 3 days of opening. Please stop buying this. We love your money but hate ourselves.
“Hey dad, where’s the cat? I haven’t seen her in awhile.”
“Well son, you know that we’ve been having money problems.”
“Remember that great meal we had last night?”
“Well, the cat made that. She works at the diner on the corner now and gets to bring home food.”
I think Cap’n Crunch was the most painful cereal I ever tried. It used to be a common choice when I was a kid depending on what toy came inside. One day I suddenly realized I really didn’t like it and started choosing cereal I liked to eat over the toy that came inside.
To heat up your underwear, set it to “shorts”. To boil water, set it to “bubbles”. To make regular toast set it to “biscuits”.