#261 – Vetoed

The world was a different place back then. Pipes of all kinds could suddenly turn deadly if you didn’t handle them carefully. Fortunately Nintendo developed the technology to capture the wild Marios and trap them in cartridge form. Unfortunately it was not soon enough for the stove pipe hat industry. Thousands lost their jobs following the pipe death scare of the 1860’s.

In space no one can hear you shred.

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5 thoughts on “#261 – Vetoed”

  1. Maskman says:

    This is why people tipped their hats to each other on the street – to prove they didn’t have a concealed Mario in their hat – Kinda like shaking hands showed you didn’t have a knife up your sleeve.
    Or something like that.
    So I heard.

    1. Dan says:

      Or the reason why people look at their cellphones, or look down, etc. when passing strangers on the street. So, the passing stranger knows you mean no harm.

  2. Falos says:

    I didn’t need a reason for top hats to be any more awesome, but I got one anyway.

  3. kingklash says:

    It wasn’t the Marios, it was the random, occasional Piranha Plants that were the real danger.

  4. spidercow says:

    i should just get a top hat and stuff it full of marios, then whenever someone pisses me off i could just take my hat off and WOO MARIO INVASION

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