#261 – Vetoed
Posted on December 5, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
The world was a different place back then. Pipes of all kinds could suddenly turn deadly if you didn’t handle them carefully. Fortunately Nintendo developed the technology to capture the wild Marios and trap them in cartridge form. Unfortunately it was not soon enough for the stove pipe hat industry. Thousands lost their jobs following the pipe death scare of the 1860’s.
In space no one can hear you shred.
This is why people tipped their hats to each other on the street – to prove they didn’t have a concealed Mario in their hat – Kinda like shaking hands showed you didn’t have a knife up your sleeve.
Or something like that.
So I heard.
Or the reason why people look at their cellphones, or look down, etc. when passing strangers on the street. So, the passing stranger knows you mean no harm.
I didn’t need a reason for top hats to be any more awesome, but I got one anyway.
It wasn’t the Marios, it was the random, occasional Piranha Plants that were the real danger.
i should just get a top hat and stuff it full of marios, then whenever someone pisses me off i could just take my hat off and WOO MARIO INVASION