#150 – Flavor

Whenever I hear someone say that something tastes like dog food I always wonder if they’ve ever actually tasted dog food. Because I certainly havent! I mean who would ever be curious about that? All those tender nuggets of juicy flavor in a bowl of glistening gravy… I mean… wait. I should go make a sandwich or something.

Today’s Biff takes a dip.

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12 thoughts on “#150 – Flavor”

  1. Duncan says:

    I was tricked into eating dog food once, but it was sort of suspicious to begin with 🙁

    1. Slogra says:

      Please, do tell! That’s not the type of thing you just casually mention and not explain!

  2. Lisa says:

    You know those little granules you feed cats? They are the flavour of meat and salt.

    Yeah I used to eat them as a little kid, I thought they tasted great!

  3. AA says:

    I think people just base expectation of taste off of smell… cause usually it’s right. Dry dog food smells like it would taste awful, but canned smells kinda good. Then again I would never eat it because of all the crap they put in it…

  4. Library Lady says:

    When people say something taste like anything really awful – dog food, cat food, human feces (adult or baby), I always wondered how they knew. Did they ever eat that stuff before? If so WHY, WHEN, under WHAT circumstances? I mean really, “This stuff taste like sh@t!” Exactly what is their basis of comparison?

    1. Mahnarch says:

      “This tastes like an old ladies’ dirty diaper!”


  5. Candlejack says:

    My neighbors regularly eat dog treats. They’re like a snack to them. But apparently only the red ones are good. I’m going to take their word for it, because I am NOT going to eat dog treats.

  6. Draco Dei says:

    My dad tried dog food once, just to see what it was like… think it was the dried kibble… said it wasn’t so bad. Said cat treats were bad enough he thought he was going to vomit.

  7. SurveySays says:

    some kid at school was passing out what we all thought were cinimon listerin strips untill around 3rd period everyone got really ill. apparently they were ment for dogs. that one kid stood up and said ‘april fools!’ no one turned him in to the pricipal or the teachers but he did start coming to school looking bruised and bloody…. he fell down a lot of stairs for a few days…

    1. Arcan says:

      Vigilante justice is the only kind of justice there is in schools.

      Curse you neglectful and apathetic faculty! You will rue the days you allowed the other students to get away with tormenting me! Some day soon the wrath of the great and mighty Arcan will fall upon you!

  8. mrmeval says:

    I used to eat dried dog food when little. It tasted fine. Recently my mother used that in one of the classic lets embarrass the child moments. My response was “If you’d fed me better food I’d not have needed it.” This was back when dog food wasn’t poison from china.

  9. Ant says:

    Yes. Yes, I did. And it was awful.

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