That’s it. If I ever have kids, not only am I NOT lying to them about Santa, but also the Tooth Fairy. This is getting ridiculous. These lies are getting more expensive.
Kinda reminds me of a Dennis the Menace comic:
Dennis comes home after getting in a fight and asks his mom: “think the tooth fairy will mind if they’re not all mine?”
7!
The kid has learned her multiplication.
Mommy’s little entrepreneur.
“And then imagine all the teeth I could buy…”
… it’s 25 cents per tooth…
That’s it. If I ever have kids, not only am I NOT lying to them about Santa, but also the Tooth Fairy. This is getting ridiculous. These lies are getting more expensive.
Kinda reminds me of a Dennis the Menace comic:
Dennis comes home after getting in a fight and asks his mom: “think the tooth fairy will mind if they’re not all mine?”
Yeah, but that’d be an easy one…just tell them it only works if the teeth are their own. The tooth fairy can tell.
Oh ma gaw
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