Posts Tagged ‘money’
I don’t really run into situations anymore where I need cash so I never seek it out on purpose. I was handed some recently and honestly forgot what I used to do with it. No… I never kept it in my wallet. Do I have a money clip? Hmm… chapstick, car keys, some sort of sentient lint ball… Maybe the other pocket. No, that’s my phone… Oh, I should probably step out of line to do this part.
Web fluid doesn’t grow on trees you know. It’s expensive! I bet Tony Stark doesn’t have these problems.
Sure I’ll lend you some money but first I need you to sign this waiver showing my pre-approved list of items you can spend it on.
Also, FINAL WEEK! I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!