Like the tow truck operator that advertises “23 hour service”. What is that other hour? The hour you call and they’re in bed, so you’ll have to wait a little longer.
I’m imagining company reasoning along the lines of, “If it matters enough for vegans, vegetarians, and people with allergies, it should be good enough for the people who actually want it.” aha…ha
It’s an essence-al part of this homeopathic breakfast!
We used to buy catfood that said something like “Roasted with Duck” or “Roasted with Chicken”
I wondered if that meant there was any duck or chicken in the packet, or whether it was just cooked in the same room.
“Also, the menu said this sandwich came with fries.”
“Yes, they came to this restaurant in the same truck.”
“If you’re open 24 hours, then why are there locks on the doors?”
“We didn’t mean 24 hours in a row.”
Like the tow truck operator that advertises “23 hour service”. What is that other hour? The hour you call and they’re in bed, so you’ll have to wait a little longer.
Ha! There was a McDonald’s over here that advertised they were open 25/7.
I’m imagining company reasoning along the lines of, “If it matters enough for vegans, vegetarians, and people with allergies, it should be good enough for the people who actually want it.” aha…ha
But does it have any Spam in it?