Some people are very proud of the things they own.

“Hey have you seen my new tape dispenser yet?”
“No, I have not!”
“Check it out!” (pulls 3 feet of tape out as he wads it up into a ball)
“Hey that’s great!”
“Watch this!” (runs across the room pulling the tape behind him, trips on the rug and falls head first into the opposite wall.)

Today’s Biff smells fresh.