Some people are very proud of the things they own.

“Hey have you seen my new tape dispenser yet?”
“No, I have not!”
“Check it out!” (pulls 3 feet of tape out as he wads it up into a ball)
“Hey that’s great!”
“Watch this!” (runs across the room pulling the tape behind him, trips on the rug and falls head first into the opposite wall.)
“Amazing!”

Today’s Biff smells fresh.