Posts Tagged ‘oven’
I grab your largest knob and gently twist until your flames ignite. The heat fills you, caressing the cold pans inside. I dump the box of fish sticks on the pan and set the timer for 15 min.
When I was a kid there was rarely anything more amazing than coming home from a hards days work sledding to the news that your pajamas were just finishing up in the clothes dryer. Going from the chilly outside air directly into warm pajamas was magical. I’m actually surprised that it’s not common to have an individual pajama heater in most bedrooms. Place your pajamas in the little box on top of your dresser and hit the warm button. 5 minutes later “ding” toasty jams.
Today’s Biff has his own theme song.