Posts Tagged ‘garbage’
Other popular names for dogs:
Sheeple (so each morning you can yell “Wake up Sheeple!”)
Also available: Squirrel just out of reach. Lone rabbit just sitting there. Cat in a large cardboard box.
My son likes to try and get his way by exploiting what he feels are unbreakable laws.
“You said I could have some popcorn later. It’s now later so YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME POPCORN NOW.”
It’s kind of weird when you have had friends that you don’t remember. When you are 2 or 3 years old a lot of your friends are just kids of your parent’s friends. Then you get older and go to school and never see them again. All that is left are these fuzzy memories and a few mysterious photos of you with some other kid apparently having a great time.
My wedding ring fits great in the warm months but barely holds on in the winter. I once brushed a piece of lint off my shirt in the bathroom at work and flung my ring into the sink in front of me. I frantically grabbed for it as it bounced around the inside of the sink like a basketball dancing around the edge of the rim in the final scene of every basketball movie ever made. My fingers failed to snag it but fortunately I was standing in front of the coffee sink. This was the special sink closest to the door where everyone liked to dump out their fancy beverage that they didn’t finish drinking. This was the only sink in the room that didn’t have a wide open drain. It had a fine mesh filter on it to catch things like coffe grounds or tea bags or wedding rings.