“We need to investigate the source of those sounds and that odor! Everyone follow me! Bring your pointed sticks! Okay light your torches and lets go inside!”
(explosion)
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Whenever I’m in a comfortable place and I’m drowsy I try to take my glasses off just in case I fall asleep. I’ve worn glasses since 2nd grade and I would constantly mess them up by falling asleep with them on. Also it was embarrassing to arrive to school the next morning with an impression of my glasses smashed into the side of my face.
Also, Look! It’s Biff’s 6th birthday! Woo! To celebrate all Biff books are just $6!
It’s always best when you realize you are about to eat the last cookie. You can pause and enjoy the moment. The anticipation of the wondrous flavors you are about to experience. Instead of jamming it in your mouth and cookie-monstering it away so you can get to the next one.
Today’s Biff feels good.
Going to the doctor as a kid was never too big of a deal. Mostly I just had to sit there and watch the doctor and my mom talk about me. Then I became an adult and had to do all the talking myself. I found that I was answering a lot of questions with “Sure.” “I guess.” or “Maybe?” I think you pay more attention to what is happening to your sick child than when you are the sick one.
Today’s Biff feels the heat.
A lot of my halloween costumes were pretty generic, like ghost or pirate. One of my most memorable costumes I had was “E.T. the Extra Terrestrial” that my mom made for me from a pattern she got at a fabric store. (Here’s someone in a costume from that same pattern) I was excited to wear something that was so different than the common plastic mask/poncho style of the time.
Today’s Biff is left behind.
It’s really hard to make burritos when you are an enormous dragon. Shredding the cheese, scooping the beans, folding the tortilla. They just don’t have the dexterity for such things. Such a horrible existence to endure.
