Sometimes I’ll find a strange giant poop in my yard and wonder what sort of monster left it there. Sasquatch? Yeti? Bigfoot? Really big squirrel?
Posts Tagged ‘dog’
One of my favorite snacks is peanut butter on celery. Each bite gives you a sweet drink of water to wash down the peanut butter. It’s much better than my previous favorite snack of eating peanut butter off my fingers.
Would it be walking around all by itself? It could go wherever it wanted? What about when I have to pee?
When I was a kid I remember all the snacks we gave my dog were manmade simulations of things dogs would like. Lots of different “meat flavored” bone shaped things. Our current dog gets the actual items. It weirded me out the first time I went to that section of the pet store. It looked like a horror movie butcher set.
I’ve learned to recognize children and pets that are about to explode their lunch. Quickly! Aim them away from all fabric areas! Preferably some sort of containment unit!
Also, FINAL WEEK! I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!
My dog is completely amazed at unexpected food. “Why wasn’t I invited? Is it my breath? gimme some of those minty bones!”
Also, I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!
I always love seeing dogs do simple tricks. “Speak! Lay down! Roll over! Solve for X!” Adorable.
Also, if you have an iPad I have a bunch of new books available in the iBookstore including a free copy of Maximumble #1!
Our dog loves clothes that she finds lying around. She’s a burrower and likes do dig into a pile of fresh clothing to get underneath. She has her own blanket and her own burrow bed but the allure of fabric that doesn’t already smell like a dog is irresistible.
Other popular names for dogs:
Sheeple (so each morning you can yell “Wake up Sheeple!”)