Posts Tagged ‘dog’
“Can you help me? Say something to your dog!”
“I don’t want to be implicated as an accessory to this.”
“I was a fool! Wait… does this mean that he would throw the ball but keep it in his hand as well? No, that’s too far fetched to even consider.”
Are you a puppy? Are you just a tiny, tiny puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are! I’m sorry officer… you were saying something about my rights?
My dog is very polite when she needs to remind me to feed her. She just sits near me and stares. Then she uses her mind control powers to make me turn my head and
look at her.
There’s a commonly held misconception that dogs evolved from wolves. How ridiculous! 80% of dogs are spontaneously formed from the heat and compression of too many socks in a clothes dryer. The rest are actually 6-8 guinea pigs joined together. This is the inspiration for Voltron.