Posts Tagged ‘aliens’
I like seeing my kids discover all the fun ways to play with their food. “Does this stick to the wall? What if I smash this with a fork? How high can I make the bubbles in my milk before they spill over?”
For some reason the Easter bunny really freaked me out. A four foot tall rabbit that would sneak around my yard was creepy. I had a nightmare of pulling back the curtain on a window and his giant head was there pressed against the glass.
At restaurants I study the menu and try to anticipate all the questions I will be asked when I place my order.
“Okay, I have to choose a potato and two side dishes from this column and then a soup from this section and a choice of bread.”
It really stresses me out when they ask me and additional question that I wasn’t prepared for.
This situation must be embarrassing for many mothers.
“Oh wow sweetie… wait, where did you get these?”
“From Mrs. Stanley’s garden! She has the best flowers!”
I liked playing frisbee with my dogs. I always wanted to have one of those cool frisbee dogs from TV that did all the tricks. My dogs were always the wait for it to land and then swing it around like a dead squirrel kind. That was the other problem. After a few rounds the frisbee would start getting sharp jagged edges that sliced into me hand when I threw it. I need some leather frisbee dog gloves.
Today’s Biff can’t see through the pain.