Posts Tagged ‘lizard’
“Why do you still wear glasses Harry? I’m sure Hermione could magic up a pair of fresh eyes for you. Just ask nicely.”
“You are a horrible person and I will never buy books here again!”
“Huh? You must be confused. This place went out of business last year. I live here. We burn these leftover books for heat and cooking.”
It can be hard to decide who keeps what when a relationship ends. You can have the pots and pans but I want the dishes. Neither of us wants the piano, it’s too heavy. Can we just sell all the children at a garage sale?
Today’s Biff has a boring lunch.