#97 – Lifted
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
A few times a year I would forget to bring my lunch to work. It was always on a day that I had some sort of extra yummy left overs. I would sit at my desk, counting down the minutes and finally at break time I would rush to the lunchroom and open the refrigerator. At first I would be in denial and think that someone must have moved my lunch cooler. Eventually it would dawn on me that I never even brought it and I would make my sad trek to the McDonalds and eat something I would later regret.
Today’s Biff is down to earth.
Tags: aliens, cows, lunch
Lunch from fast food: Something similar to, yet completely unlike a cow.
Let’s go with “cow-like”.
The aliens like “organic fast food”. At least as close to “organic” as you can GET with “fast food”.
To this day I HATE bringing a lunch. If I do I’m always hungry earlier than usual and nibble on the snacks and finally eat the whole thing way before lunchtime. Then I’m hungry again and want something else later in the day. Then I don’t want dinner but do want a late “snack” – slice of pizza and ice cream etc later. I end up eating all day just because I brought something good to eat for lunch and couldn’t wait.
Sometimes I have no will power at all and lots of won’t power as in I won’t wait to eat or worry about the calories or fat content.
I hope that cow was specially bred to want to be eaten.