Irregardless, that he could care less about his friend burning alive literally begs the question of how such apathy hasn’t decimated their friendship already.
They may not be friends. It’s plausible that Person 1 was simply running down the street after catching fire and happened upon Person 2. Person 2 could be a stranger or even that neighbor no one gets along with.
So many people have trouble with this thought, it seems.
oh heck yes. this. this going immediately on my Facebook page…
Well if he’d stop telling LIES, maybe his pants wouldn’t BE on fire.
Irregardless, that he could care less about his friend burning alive literally begs the question of how such apathy hasn’t decimated their friendship already.
They may not be friends. It’s plausible that Person 1 was simply running down the street after catching fire and happened upon Person 2. Person 2 could be a stranger or even that neighbor no one gets along with.
Okay.
Don’t worry; I got the joke.
Based on at least five conspicuous phrases in your post:
I see what you did there.
Poor boog. The most ironic example of being taken literally.
Hmm, zmbrlblrb reminds me of qrrbrbirlbel..
They both just happen to be on the same continent on opposite sides, and are quite different. The continent isn’t one country.
EXCUSE ME! WOULD YOU MIND NOT SMOKING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME!?
Immediate danger isn’t chronic.