#959 – Size
Posted on October 10, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
“Hey, can I stay at your place tonight? My house is about to be on fire.”
Tags: bed, spider, texting“Hey, can I stay at your place tonight? My house is about to be on fire.”
Tags: bed, spider, texting
The spider can have the house.
What will the neighbors say?
“OH look at this house, every square inch covered in spider webs. Must really be into Halloween.”
“I’ll say! This fake spider silk is so realistic…”
And then the screaming starts.
“Holy crap! I got to get inside! He just texted that there’s a big spider out here!”, thought the giant tick.
Damn, thought this was going to be a dick joke. Ah well, still funny as always.
Also whenever I see a giant spider I make a “mutual agreement” with spider that as long as I don’t bump into you web you leave me alone.
This is why I take the picture first, then send it with a message. Spiders don’t attack if they know you have their picture.