#959 – Size

“Hey, can I stay at your place tonight? My house is about to be on fire.”

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6 thoughts on “#959 – Size”

  1. Shadowlyger says:

    The spider can have the house.

  2. boog says:

    What will the neighbors say?

    “OH look at this house, every square inch covered in spider webs. Must really be into Halloween.”

    “I’ll say! This fake spider silk is so realistic…”

    1. Larkle says:

      And then the screaming starts.

  3. kingklash says:

    “Holy crap! I got to get inside! He just texted that there’s a big spider out here!”, thought the giant tick.

  4. natemare says:

    Damn, thought this was going to be a dick joke. Ah well, still funny as always.

    Also whenever I see a giant spider I make a “mutual agreement” with spider that as long as I don’t bump into you web you leave me alone.

  5. Coyoty says:

    This is why I take the picture first, then send it with a message. Spiders don’t attack if they know you have their picture.

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